by @il_kirich • fuck corporate websites • built for myself, works for you too
Problem: I checked Gmail 10 times a day. Nothing important. Just anxiety and wasted time. Missed actually important shit while drowning in newsletters.
Solution: Built this. AI watches you for a week, learns what YOU care about, then filters everything. Now I never open Gmail and still know when shit matters.
Status: Works perfectly. Using it every day. Honestly hope you don't all show up (more users = my problem).
Price: Free now. Can't promise forever. If this blows up, small payment needed. Being honest.
Week 1: AI is training. Shows you most emails (threshold lower). Watches which senders you thumbs up, which you mute. Learns YOUR definition of important, not some bullshit corporate template.
After Week 1: It knows you. That client who always sends invoices? Notification. Newsletter you never opened 10 times? Silence. Security alert? Always through.
New senders: Always get ONE chance. Even after learning period. Because that recruiter or new customer might matter.
Life changes: Blocked newsletters 2 months ago? Now you're job hunting and they're useful? System resets old patterns after 60 days. Life changes, AI adapts.
You control it: 👍 = "yes more of this sender", 👎 = "fuck this sender forever". It learns instantly.
1. Open Telegram → @email_assistante_bot → /start
2. Google Account → Security → App Passwords → Generate one for "Mail" → Copy it
3. Bot sends you HTTPS link → Paste password → Encrypted with AES-256
4. Done. AI monitors your inbox. You forget Gmail exists.
Do you read my emails?
AI processes them on my server. Do I personally read them? Fuck no. No logs. No storage. Zero interest in your life. Process → decision → memory cleared.
Where does data go?
Nowhere. Email comes in via IMAP → AI analyzes locally (localhost:11434, Ollama) → Important/skip decision → Telegram API → done. Subject line stored for learning (first 10 chars max). That's it.
Can I trust you?
You're already trusting Gmail. At least I'm honest about what happens. Plus if I wanted to steal emails, building a public product would be the dumbest fucking way to do it.
What about passwords?
AES-256 encrypted. Stored encrypted. Never logged. HTTPS-only password entry (via nginx, Let's Encrypt SSL).
Now? Free. I pay for server (~$40/month). Few users = no problem.
Forever? Can't promise. If 1000 people show up and server costs explode, I need money. Simple truth.
Honest take: I hope you don't all use it. More users = I need pricing strategy = pain in my ass. I hate thinking about money blyat.
But also: This tool is actually amazing. Saves massive time and nerves. So yeah, use it. Just know if it scales hard, small payment needed ($3-5/month probably). Being transparent.
Now? Yes. Forever? Who knows. If costs explode, I'll charge something small. Right now - free. Use it while it lasts.
/stop in Telegram. Everything deleted. Password wiped from disk. No hard feelings. Bye.
Yeah. Gmail IMAP is solid and everyone has it. Need Outlook/other? Tell me. If enough people ask, I'll add it.
Dolphin-Mistral 7B. Uncensored. Runs locally on my server. No external API calls. No OpenAI reading your shit.
Telegram: @il_kirich
Real questions only. I hate spam as much as you do. No corporate "reach out to sales team" bullshit. Just DM me blyat.