nobody queued for this. can't skip the cutscene. oil prices felt it before you did.

-15 buying power — groceries cost like you're being punished personally. they "know about it."

-20 talking to real humans — half the internet is bots now and you genuinely can't tell anymore.

-5 having a job — the robots can do hands now. that was the one thing.

-10 future planning — nobody knows what next year looks like so we're all just pretending.

-30 attention span — the scroll is infinite. you're never getting those hours back.

+15 cope — new ai model dropped so everyone's distracted for a week.

that's the only buff. that's it.

the sun came out once and everyone lost it. can't reproduce. marking as intended.

they're not giving you anything. there's a world cup though. they're really hoping you look at that instead. it'll probably work.

they teased a new outbreak. everyone just kept scrolling. they quietly canceled it.

-10 going outside — you don't even want to anymore. it's expensive out there.

-15 housing — you will rent forever. they're not fixing it.

-5 feeling okay — just a general background dread. works on all devices.

-10 the weather — it's just wrong now. hot when it shouldn't be.

+20 staying in bed — it's the only meta that works.

grocery prices didn't go back down. apparently that's just the new baseline.

they're not giving you anything. they leaked a video game trailer to keep you quiet.